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:: The Quotes ::
Fan fiction quotes. Some are
variations on a theme, and some are just really, really fun. :p I'm always looking for these, so if you have one you'd like up
here, or just wanna share,
send it!
I'll post it.
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"Spanked" By Echo, to the tune of "I’m Henry the Eighth"
"I’m Angel the Poof, I am. Angel
the Poof, I am, I am. I got shagged by the slayer next door, and now we
don’t get to shag anymore. Cause if we do I’ll be Angelus. Angelus! The
biggest rat bastard of a whore. I’m the toothless vamp, I’m Angel. Angel the
Poof I am, I am, Angel the Poof I am!"
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Variations on the line "Angel Investigations. We help the hopeless!"
~ "Angel Investigations. We're
fucking hopeless" - Tango's "In a Maudlin Sort of Way"
~ "Investigations here. We help the hopeless, but can't help ourselves" -
Collision Course by A. Price & Chelle Storey
~ "Angel Investigations... we hope yer... hel... Ah hell, whaddya want?"
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The Past Is By Beth
~ "Angel Investigations. We...help...okay, I don't know what we do here.
What d' ya want?" - A Sodden Mess By Meredith Martini
~ "Angel Investigations. We help the hopelesssss… hang on" Two Parts of The
Same by Dru
~ "Uh, Angel Investigations. We help... people" - Rogue Demons by Roseveare
~ "Er, Angel Investigations, we hope, um, I mean, we're here, oh, hell, what
do you want?" Standing Still by Lyric
~ "Hello, Angel Investigations. We help the...hopefully hopeless" Damn
Straight by Chrissy
~ "Angel Investigations, we hope the helpless - wait, that's not-" One Year,
part 25 by Selenay
~ "Angel Investigations. We help...we hope.." - Another Dawn by Lady Callista
~ "Angel Investigations, we help the -- oh, whatever. Just talk" - Theory
of a Girl by Jintian
~ "Hello, Angel Investigations, we.." he hesitated, trying to remember Cordelia's opening spiel. "We hope you're hopeless" - Fated Series by
Kismet
Know of another one of these?
As you can see, I collect them...so,
send 'em in!
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| The "leave a message" theme. :p "Angel isn’t in right now, but if
you leave a message he’ll get back to you" - Angelus, "What Should Have
Happened" by Lee1637
"I’m sorry," she said as she gave
him a low upper cut into the stomach, driving him back a bit. "But Buffy"
She hammered down with both fists clenched together on his momentarily
hunched form. "And Angel" She kicked his head back up to eye level, then
scissor kicked him in the chest with the other foot. "Are busy right now"
Her opponent advanced slightly, but she drove him back twice as far with a
spinning crescent followed by a handstand and a swift kick to the head. "But
leave your name" She hammered a series of punches into his head. "And your
number" She side kicked him, sending him staggering back, dangerously close
to a pile of rubbish. "And we’ll get back to you" One final kick sent him
sprawling into a pile of splintered wood. Many of the jagged pieces went
harmlessly through the demon’s body, but one smaller piece in particular
pierced his heart, exploding him into ash. "Or not" - Buffy, "Angel" by
Sare Liz
"This is Buffy. I'm out
saving the world, please leave a message" - Opposites Attract II by
Kimber
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