Title: Caramel Buffy
Author: Anna
E-Mail: mostunstableone@aol.com
Rating: PG
Website: http://devoted.to/spark
Feedback: I love it like Spike loves Buffy
Disclaimer: I don’t own BtVS… but I’m pretty sure you knew that already
Note: this is a parody on City High’s song ‘Caramel’

Some people think I’m plain Jane
A blonde with no brain
My name sounds lame
But I got game
I like working out and I like to train
I wouldn’t mind being normal
But I’d go insane
I like hanging out, at the Bronze ‘n' stuff
I don’t run with many guys cause they leave too much
I enjoy quiet nights at home with my sister,
Even though I’m only 21 that don’t mean I’m too complex
 
Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
Slayer’s blood is highly wanted
Bad luck with all guys, not good with goodbyes
REPEAT
 
For a living I cook fries
And burgers at
The Doublemeat palace
Imagine that
‘Cause for a corpse I’m pretty spry
Yea I’m a wiz
Think about it you just might
Not believe all this
All night long
I patrol with my friends along
But let me tell you I’m the type that’s strong
And I don’t trust a lot of men
I’m independent
I ain't like all other women
 
Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
Slayer’s blood is highly wanted
Bad luck with all guys, not good with goodbyes
REPEAT