Lines from that top bar on the Neopian Times.
If you find one I don't have, let me know. :)

A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!

White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source

Enter the Snowflake's lair...

Invisible Paint Brushes rock

Now with 50% more useless text

teh 1337est n00zpaper

Chet Flash wuz here

Meow

Battle Quills... ready!

Sanity is forbidden

Caution: Quills may be sharp
 

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