FAQ

Q: Can I hire you to do my website?
A: Yes. Please use the email form to get in touch with me, or you can call me at 714-493-9013

Q: Will you edit my book?
A: While I may not be able to help you, there are editors and ghostwriters here. Please email or call. We don't price without reading.

Q: Where are you?
A: I'm in Orange County, CA.

Q: Do you have an office I can come to?
A: I work at home, however, if you call, we can set up a meeting at a neutral location.

Q: I thought you were in Maryland?
A: I am occasionally in Montgomery Village, Gaithersburg MD. If you live there and want to meet with me, let me know and I'll see when next I'll be in your area.

Q: How come you're using open source site designs for your site redesigns now? I thought you were a webdesigner.
A: I am. However, I don't have TIME anymore to code my own sites to look as nice as they do. I have college and work and a lot of RL drama at the moment, which leaves me with little to no time for personal projects. Therefore, I'm turning to open source solutions when I can for things I don't have time to do myself anymore, and yes, that includes when I need or want to change the design of one of my side sites. THIS site will always be hand coded by me, so this design will probably be up a while longer.

Q: I can't post on your forum.
A: You have to register to post on my message boards. It takes about two minutes. EDIT: I've just redone the forum. Your account is gone. Yes, you have to reregister. Yes, you have to redo your profile. I'm sorry, but no, I don't have any of your posts saved. The database is gone.

Q: How old are you, anyway?!
A: I'm 23. Yes. I'm actually an adult. Stings, doesn't it?

Q: Exactly WHAT religion do you follow?!
A: I am a Jewish Wicca with some Buddist concepts, and bit of my own little religion mixed in.

Q: Will you PLEASE write more Bound?
A: I don't know. Please don't email to ask me, if I end up writing more, it won't be because I was bugged about it. It'll be because I had an idea for it.

Q: What's with the odd couplings in some of your fan fiction?
A: I like to make things that seem completely impossible work. It's fun.

Q: You changed the site again!
A: Yes. Yes, I did. No, it's not pink anymore. I change this site regularly, or I did when I had time to code it. However, I don't anymore, so this'll be here to stay a while.

Q: Why don't you have your Neopet fonts and stuff on a petpage?
A: Because it kept telling me that I was swearing, and citing "" as an example. Notice that there's nothing in those quotes. Exactly how do I fix that?

Q: How long have you been on Neopets? Your account seems kind of young.
A: I've been playing since November 12, 2003. I was frozen on March 15th of this year because the Neopets Team thought I was doing something I wasn't.

Q: Do you make your own graphics?
A: YES. I do. PLEASE don't steal them

Q: I can't find your art site anymore.
A: You can find my work on DeviantArt now. The link is also in the bar to the right on the main page.

Q: Can I buy prints online?
A: Yes. Go here: Prints

Q: WHO is Michelle D. Hoefener?
A: My absolute favorite artist. You can get to her site here: Iridescence

Q: Can I submit a poem for your site?
A: No. The poetry site holds only my work. You can post on the poetry forum, though, if you like.

Q: I'll pray for you (not a question, but I get this one a LOT)
A: That's nice. I have no problems with that, if it's something you feel the need to do.

If you still have a question to ask me, you can email me. If it's a business question, you can call me, but please know that I WILL block numbers that prank call or harass me, and I don't speak to telemarketers.